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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
― Sammy Hagar

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake
― Bob Hope

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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age

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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
― Paris Hilton


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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip
― Abby Crawford

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Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end
― Richard Bach

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
― Larry Lorenzoni

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
― Jean Paul

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
― George Harrison

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Inside every older person is a younger person … wondering what the hell happened
― Cora Harvey Armstrong

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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again
― Menachem Mendel Schneerson

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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years
― Abraham Lincoln

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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair
― Sam Ewing

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Now I started remembering why I dont remember anything!
― Homer Simpson

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her
― Rodney Dangerfield

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by
― Douglas Adams

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The only time a woman can really succeed in changing a man is when he is a baby
― Natalie Wood

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate
― Mark Twain

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